May 2013
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sticler:
sassy-gay-dust:
omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon
“take the bark for a walk”
“hey could you feed the meows”
“hey look at all those moos”
woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
when i say i want to marry my favorite musician i don’t mean just bang i mean like
i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose
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zackisontumblr:
what if amanda bynes is locked up somewhere, and penelope tate is pretending to be her causing trouble
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twitturds:
walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
wylieeeeee:
Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft office, I will track you down.
You have my Word.
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zombikki:
veganasfuck:
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
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plot twist: 5 years later she never sees sk8er boi on MTV because MTV doesn't play music.
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wwonderful:
sexuality is so dumb why does it even matter who you like no one is gonna like you back anyways
barrettholcomb:
corgay:
the-blog-of-anne-frank:
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
oh my fucking god
And that “no pun intended” is a pun for “nope, unintended”
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nutella-fandom:
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cynicalxme:
awordnerd:
I don’t understand Christmas movies where Santa exists and the adults don’t believe in him. Because if he exists in the story, that means he’s delivering presents to everyone, including the kids of the skeptical adults, and so those skeptics must be sort of confused about all the gifts under the tree that they didn’t buy.
Biggest...
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“There were no sex classes. No friendship classes. No classes on how to navigate...”
– William Upski Wimsatt (via radicalginger)
i never really liked
my name
much
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it
into my
mouth
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when you feel you have lost everything, you still...
dearscience:
books
unexpected kindness in strangers
the rest of the world to travel
languages to learn
animals to take care of
volunteer work to do
the power of a good night’s rest
the changing of seasons
infinite things to learn
billions of people to meet and possibly love
billions of people who might love you back
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