flasketuten: The most captivating and meaningful romance ever captured on film, and they didn’t even need 10 minutes.
When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL
can you imagine being in a horrific accident and developing amnesia and your family bringing you home from the hospital and you open your computer and find your own tumblr?
I wish I’d done everything on Earth with you.– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via midgebot)
a dozen roses: $12
a box of chocolates: $10
a happy valentines day card: $2
still having $24 because you're single: priceless
livin-lalibra-loki: myhatseatpeople: shmeeshed: the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank: clevergenius: the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank: yea im a girl yea i play video games HAHAAHHA JK yea im a dude of course i play fucking video games HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman I AM SO HAPPY THAT THIS HAPPENED OMFG yea im a girl yea i play video games HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG ...
lindaeastman: when people think they are better than other people because they prefer older music