August 2012
69 posts
Watchflasketuten:
The most captivating and meaningful romance ever captured on film, and they didn’t even need 10 minutes.
When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL
can you imagine being in a horrific accident and developing amnesia and your family bringing you home from the hospital and you open your computer and find your own tumblr?
“I wish I’d done everything on Earth with you.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via midgebot)
a dozen roses: $12
a box of chocolates: $10
a happy valentines day card: $2
still having $24 because you're single: priceless
livin-lalibra-loki:
myhatseatpeople:
shmeeshed:
the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:
clevergenius:
the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:
yea im a girl
yea i play video games
HAHAAHHA JK
yea im a dude
of course i play fucking video games
HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman
I AM SO HAPPY THAT THIS HAPPENED OMFG
yea im a girl
yea i play video games
HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG
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lindaeastman:
when people think they are better than other people because they prefer older music
